Poetry
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It’s been a year: 2024 wrap up
So as has been my style for the last couple of years, my last blog post for the year is a revision of my goals from the last twelve months. In my post in January I had this list of goals for 2024. I’m very pleased to say that I have achieved all of them,…
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Local Celeb Sighting
I slid open the door, read the sign:Door is closed to keep it pigeon outstepped in and turned to close it againwhen the pigeon, of sign famehurried forwardHow aggressive this bird must be to have its own noticeAnother renowned pigeon, dubbed Frankis a fixture at the Northcote Plazaa larger, but less illustrious, shopping centre one…
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Write Poetry in April
The days are getting shorter again, and we’re about to change the clocks so that means it’s time to get into gear to write some poetry. The last few years I’ve participated in NaPoWriMo (National/Global Poetry Writing Month). An initiative run by Maureen Thorson, to coincide with National Poetry Month (in the US and Canada).…
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Online dating profile template
(straight male type) I’m a chill, laid back guy(With very high standards)I love to laugh andI give great banter You should be activeHave no baggageI hate drama(I’ll make plenty)(But I won’t listen to yours) I’m not looking for anything seriousI love sex and taking dirty to strangersI have a couple of kidsOn weekends, they are…
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Bring on 2024!
I don’t believe in New Year’s Resolutions. I’ve seen enough articles about how they don’t work, and I’ve seen how busy the gym is in January compared to other times of year to know resolutions are often abandoned. Instead, I like to write myself a list of goals that I can work towards in the…
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It’s been real, 2023.
As is my tradition at the end of the year, I’m writing this post to wrap up and update you all on my progress against the goals I set at the start of the year, you can read about them in my Welcome to 2023 post. Here’s the list of goals: This year has had…
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30 Poems in 30 Days
And now it’s over again for the year. I managed to do all thirty, though not all on their allocated day. At least one I missed as I came down with the dreaded COVID about a week ago. Thankfully, I’m feeling much improved, though not quite back to previous levels of health. I’m going to…
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Simile
Write a poem quick and dirty Like sex pressed up against a wall Write a poem sharp and punchy Like noodle soup with extra chilli Write a poem long and languorous Like a hot bath at the end of a long week Write a poem full of cliched similes Like a children’s book written for…
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NaPoWriMo 2023
People who have followed by blog for a while will know that I have done a NaPoWriMo a few times previously. The basic idea is that I write a poem every day for the month of April. The woman who started it, Maureen Thorson, provides prompts each day, but they’re optional, so sometimes I don’t…
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Everything has it’s season
The trees around my house have noticed that it’s been autumn for three days and have thus shed a bunch of leaves. It feels very early in the year to be having autumn, but perhaps it’s more about Melbourne having not really had a summer. It was cold and wet until the end of December…





