Online dating profile template

(straight male type)

I’m a chill, laid back guy
(With very high standards)
I love to laugh and
I give great banter

You should be active
Have no baggage
I hate drama
(I’ll make plenty)
(But I won’t listen to yours)

I’m not looking for anything serious
I love sex and taking dirty to strangers
I have a couple of kids
On weekends, they are my world
(Prefer if you don’t have kids)

I love girls with long hair
(But don’t leave it all over my house)
I can’t cook, but I can BBQ
No I don’t want your insta

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