This is my contribution for Day 12 NaPoWriMo – maybe it’s a found poem, maybe it’s blank verse, maybe it’s comedy or maybe it’s just an exploration of what happens when you replace words with Dudley.

Dudley 

Dudley outbreak in local school!
New Dudley flavoured Tim Tams.
Would you allow a Dudley in your house?

Dudleys take on Pope at Vatican audience.
What do we want? DUDLEY! When do we want it? NOW!
Smoke Camels, for that rich Dudley flavour.

My Dudley brings all the boys to the yard.
Is your child up to date with their Dudley shots?
Money can’t buy you Dudley.

Roses are red, violets are Dudley.
Dudley convention a hit!
Ask your doctor if Dudley is right for you.

Archaeologists find Dudley in carpark.
Abbott announces Dudley plan.
I can’t believe it’s not Dudley!

Dudley: have you had yours today?